I don't want to be young

Young people are more attractive to mosquitoes according to my father.
If he is right, I don't want to be young.
He is not a scientist. (I don't mean he is an artist.)
I mean, he reads more than me and he knows more about mosquitoes.

Speaking of mosquitoes, here is a joke about them.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
A mosquito drops off you when you die!